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LawlWutt
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PostSubject: How I came to be   Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:41 am

Douchebags, I grew up in the toughest jungles of the Congo. I saw women slaughtered and mutilated on the daily. I had to fight for my life to escape that jungle. Once I escaped, I continued to grow up in the toughest deserts of the middle east. I would constantly be drawn into jihads and suicide bombings. None of you faggots would survive even ONE suicide bomb. I eventually made it out with my life, but only to spend my teenage years in the toughest streets of Russia. I was drawn into the Russian Mafia against my will and did unspeakable things. None of you faggots would last 3 seconds in the Russian Mafia. I waited, and when the time was right, I high tailed it across the ocean. Sadly, I spent my young adult years on the toughest streets of Alaska. I had to knife fight Eskimos for fresh water and kickbox bears for scavenging rights. None of you faggots would last 1 second against an Eskimo.
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Birthday : 1994-04-19
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Location : No rape zone
Favorite Activities : PO, Hanging with friends, SLEEPING!!!
Favorite Pokemon : Scrafty and Mamoswine

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PostSubject: Re: How I came to be   Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:56 am

This is easily the best post I've ever seen in my life.

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PostSubject: Re: How I came to be   Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:02 pm

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PostSubject: Re: How I came to be   Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:00 pm

Lawl, you are a fucking champion. I've never seen such beautiful original content. The only other place this is on the internet is another post made by Lawl (took a screenshot http://i.imgur.com/ToInQ.jpg ). How fucking cool is that? Fresh, tasty, sexy original content. +rep for every single post i see you make ever

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Favorite Activities : Tarantula hoarding
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PostSubject: Re: How I came to be   Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:11 pm

eh, i could take you

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PostSubject: Re: How I came to be   Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:26 pm

le-thomas wrote:
eh, i could take you
Ah, my Arch enemy, The Tarantula King has come back for his daily beating. Cool
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Location : Somewhere with a lot of tarantulas to hoard
Favorite Activities : Tarantula hoarding
Favorite Pokemon : Shuckle

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PostSubject: Re: How I came to be   Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:32 pm

yeah basically. my rantulas is gonna beatcho ass

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PostSubject: Re: How I came to be   Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:58 pm

Fuckin win post

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