How I came to be

Subject: How I came to be Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:41 am

Douchebags, I grew up in the toughest jungles of the Congo. I saw women slaughtered and mutilated on the daily. I had to fight for my life to escape that jungle. Once I escaped, I continued to grow up in the toughest deserts of the middle east. I would constantly be drawn into jihads and suicide bombings. None of you faggots would survive even ONE suicide bomb. I eventually made it out with my life, but only to spend my teenage years in the toughest streets of Russia. I was drawn into the Russian Mafia against my will and did unspeakable things. None of you faggots would last 3 seconds in the Russian Mafia. I waited, and when the time was right, I high tailed it across the ocean. Sadly, I spent my young adult years on the toughest streets of Alaska. I had to knife fight Eskimos for fresh water and kickbox bears for scavenging rights. None of you faggots would last 1 second against an Eskimo.

Subject: Re: How I came to be Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:56 am

This is easily the best post I've ever seen in my life.

Subject: Re: How I came to be Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:02 pm

Subject: Re: How I came to be Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:00 pm

Lawl, you are a fucking champion. I've never seen such beautiful original content. The only other place this is on the internet is another post made by Lawl (took a screenshot https://i.imgur.com/ToInQ.jpg ). How fucking cool is that? Fresh, tasty, sexy original content. +rep for every single post i see you make ever

Subject: Re: How I came to be Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:11 pm

eh, i could take you

Subject: Re: How I came to be Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:26 pm

le-thomas wrote:: eh, i could take you

Ah, my Arch enemy, The Tarantula King has come back for his daily beating. Cool

Subject: Re: How I came to be Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:32 pm

yeah basically. my rantulas is gonna beatcho ass

Subject: Re: How I came to be Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:58 pm

Fuckin win post