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AnHero
Valentine
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Valentine
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Valentine


Male Capricorn Monkey
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Age : 31
Birthday : 1993-01-01
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 2:26 pm

Am I supposed to be sorry,
For what your dad did in the past?
Everyone knows,
Black families don't last.
I know you're mad,
So i'll make this fast,
You're nothing but low class,
And shit tier, faggot outcast.

It's funny,
You bringing up clans, Swag.
When you've always been too scared,
To ever put on a clan tag.
I could see us being bros,
Cept your skin makes me gag,
I don't understand how one single person,
Can be such a fag.

The top of the ladder,
Is where my ranking always climbs,
Who cares what you think,
About me boning sis a few times,
You'll never get laid,
From 10/10 dimes,
Only your hand,
Has made you shoot grimes n' slimes.

That must be wishful thinking,
You calling me bi,
When you're the one,
That wants to shoot Muk in my eye,
Stop trynna get with me,
No, don't even try,
'Now Lava Plume, Heatran,
Watch that fag fry!'
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Swag


Male Aries Dog
Posts : 151
Age : 29
Birthday : 1994-04-19
Activity Points : 4428
Location : No rape zone
Favorite Activities : PO, Hanging with friends, SLEEPING!!!
Favorite Pokemon : Scrafty and Mamoswine

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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 3:55 pm

My family is still together
We're going strong and hard
It's just not as "close" as yours
You worthless inbred fucktard
You may not feel sympathetic
But I certainly do
I can't begin to fathom
How anyone could stand being you

You had to blow and ride your teachers
Just to graduate this year
You were so good that they passed you
Thanks to all your experience at being queer
I guess popping pills isn't enough for you
To get through your depressing life
Since your dick jerking wrists are slashed
Due to your pocket knife

You play Pokémon as an escape
But are a Dragon spamming bad kid
I made you my bitch
Just like your own fucking dad did
I wanna shoot Muk in your eye
'Cause your family loves my man liquid
I rock one clan tag proudly
You hop 'cause you're an annoying, needy aphid

I have a variety of girls
You like to "keep it in the family"
Our bond is broken
Taking you down is my destiny
Your uselessness is made apparent
Whenever you try to fuck with me
The fact you haven't offed yourself
Is just pure insanity
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Valentine
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Valentine


Male Capricorn Monkey
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 7:47 pm

You should have quit, Swag.
I'll always win.
But it's too late now,
So here, i'll begin.
I only own one knife,
And it only cuts nigger skin,
I've cut up black bodies,
From belly to chin.
It gifts such a thrill,
I can't help but grin.
It's genetic or something,
I love killing your kin.
I don't need you to tell me,
I know killing's a sin.
But fuck you,
I'll add your corpse to the bin.

What of it, motherfucker?

I fuck so good,
I don't just get good grades in my classes,
I pound so hard,
Off came Miss Johnson's glasses,
Then there's the science teacher,
Who couldn't tell her liquids from gases,
My steaming hot jizz,
All over hot teacher asses.
My dick's so big,
It appeals to the masses,
In fact, my dick's the only thing,
The girls basketball team passes,
I go to school and fuck all day, bitch,
UNLIMITED HALL PASSES!

What about it, bitch?
Shoulda quit while you were ahead faggot.


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AnHero


Male Aquarius Pig
Posts : 231
Age : 28
Birthday : 1996-02-17
Activity Points : 4598
Location : Off having a swell time
Favorite Activities : Rock climbing
Favorite Pokemon : Charizard

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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Aug 08, 2012 10:22 pm

You think you're pretty fly boy,
You think you did fine,
But i think you're a fucking jellicent
Cus you aint got a spine

I think it's time for me to end this squabble
cuz A single look at me and your knees wobble
Dude you're exactly like a virus
your rhymes sound like miley cyrus

My status is on top of a moutain
You dont even trickle out of a foutain
You need to learn how give some fuckin respect
Or else your going to find yourself wrecked
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Female Pisces Dog
Posts : 763
Age : 30
Birthday : 1994-02-26
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Age : 31
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ADV: Corporal - Stage 2
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Male Aries Dog
Posts : 151
Age : 29
Birthday : 1994-04-19
Activity Points : 4428
Location : No rape zone
Favorite Activities : PO, Hanging with friends, SLEEPING!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Nov 28, 2012 8:27 pm

Bitch I'm back!
Get ready to get smacked
Truth be told, all of your fucking raps are whack
I decided to let you have your fun
I made sure you thought you'd won
I couldn't have you offing yourself with a gun
I like torturing bitches, and yours has just begun

The only person you've ever thought of killing was yourself
So put that imaginary knife back on your shelf
Put it next to your vibrator and beloved strap-on
Which is the only dick you will ever own

You got into a verbal battle
You can't possibly win
The only hot spitting you do
Is the jizz of your kin
You let your dad pack you
Spank and smack you
You know to grab the KY whenever he grabs you
You know he's about to meat you whenever he greets you
Gives you a little wink and says, "I'll see you in the sheets, boo."

But let's not ignore or forgo
The fact you don't swallow
Which you should've learned from face fucking your sister
That little nasty hoe
She's the only one that passed your balls
But that was from cheek to cheek
She loves it when her mouth's filled
And she can't even speak
Her roleplaying as your teacher
Doesn't mean you lived that fantasy
Stupid Mormon cunt
You've only fucked your own family!

You only stayed in Utah
To try to go deep to your balls
In girls that still believe in Santa Claus
You wanted a bunch of prepubescent wives
Because fucking preteens makes you feel alive
If you don't like the truth I'm rapping, then I'd advise
To kill yourself today and stop banging girls that are five

I know you thought you moved on from this
When you went off to university
But now I'm actually pissed
That you really thought you hurt me
I'll leave a bitch nigga dead in a ditch
Best believe you'll get the same fate too
You polygamist, incestuist bitch
I JUST MURDERED YOU!
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