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Valentine Top Tier
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| Subject: Warehouse Rap Battle Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:44 am | |
| User discretion advised. The point of this thread is to upset, outdo, and beat up on other users verbally. Don't think about attempting to post unless you can handle it. In Warehouse Rap Battle, pretend you're hot shit (and please, we all know you're bad), and assert your dominance in clever lines. I'll go ahead and give an example.. The fuck are you? Who the fuck wants beef? I'll send you back to pallet town with NONE of your teeth. You playin' with real nigguhs when you step to my team, My flows so cold, it feel's like ice beam. Best rap (and rebuttal) posted so far: - Spoiler:
Written by Valentine~
Am I supposed to be sorry, For what your dad did in the past? Everyone knows, Black families don't last. I know you're mad, So i'll make this fast, You're nothing but low class, And shit tier, faggot outcast.
It's funny, You bringing up clans, Swag. When you've always been too scared, To ever put on a clan tag. I could see us being bros, Cept your skin makes me gag, I don't understand how one single person, Can be such a fag.
The top of the ladder, Is where my ranking always climbs, Who cares what you think, About me boning sis a few times, You'll never get laid, From 10/10 dimes, Only your hand, Has made you shoot grimes n' slimes.
That must be wishful thinking, You calling me bi, When you're the one, That wants to shoot Muk in my eye, Stop trynna get with me, No, don't even try, 'Now Lava Plume, Heatran, Watch that fag fry!'
Swag's genius rebuttal~
My family is still together We're going strong and hard It's just not as "close" as yours You worthless inbred fucktard You may not feel sympathetic But I certainly do I can't begin to fathom How anyone could stand being you
You had to blow and ride your teachers Just to graduate this year You were so good that they passed you Thanks to all your experience at being queer I guess popping pills isn't enough for you To get through your depressing life Since your dick jerking wrists are slashed Due to your pocket knife
You play Pokémon as an escape But are a Dragon spamming bad kid I made you my bitch Just like your own fucking dad did I wanna shoot Muk in your eye 'Cause your family loves my man liquid I rock one clan tag proudly You hop 'cause you're an annoying, needy aphid
I have a variety of girls You like to "keep it in the family" Our bond is broken Taking you down is my destiny Your uselessness is made apparent Whenever you try to fuck with me The fact you haven't offed yourself Is just pure insanity
Last edited by Valentine on Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:54 pm; edited 7 times in total | |
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:55 am | |
| When I use my tentacruel imma make you drool when he throws out that status he fucking blasts shit I stop the clock while you suck the cock my sick rhymes will break your fucking spine
Because of my fire blast I am unsurpassed Im the number one master while you're a fucking disaster
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| | | Swag ADV: Corporal - Stage 2
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:21 am | |
| lmao Val...I feel like I helped to inspire this topic...I also feel like your example came from PokeRaw I shit on bad kids like you daily I can't even figure out why you asked to play me You must really be a masochist You can't match this I only need one poke to kick your ass, bitch My Politoed's Drizzle will hide your tears I'm Elite number Four You're fucking garbage tier | |
| | | Valentine Top Tier
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:30 pm | |
| Nah, the example is from a 4chan thread.
Here here, lets have a toast, To you trash fucks trynna design a post.
Your rhymes aren't clever, You'll never be top tier, It's like im spittin hyper beam, And yer shittin' out leer.
AnHero? What kinda trash name is that? You'd BEST commit suicide, 'Fore I knock your ass flat.
There's only one punk ass worse, This joke they call Swag. His little bitch ass would fit great, In my BODY BAG.
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| | | Heks ADV: Sergeant - Stage 2
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| Subject: You filthy mudbloods .o. Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:39 pm | |
| You're all a bunch of crap for creating something I cant play cuz I cant rap trying so hard to leave me out So go rejoice at your filthy smell preparing you pathetic farewells while I get ready my revenge spell cuz maybe rhyme and rap I cant but I do can create enchants go you worms cry inside your chrysalis cuz I'll make you painfully die on syphilis. | |
| | | Swag ADV: Corporal - Stage 2
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:42 pm | |
| Even though it was shitty, I appreciate the toast From the scrub that spams Hyper Beam against ghosts
My Leer makes you shit bricks and cry to your dad Ragequitting at 6-0's, and I'm like, "Bro, umad?" Anhero is a chill bro Unlike you, he's a real bro He doesn't hop clans and try to revive dead ones, you dildo
So step back unless you want me to watch you burn Shitting on you like a scarf Scizor U-turn I'm finally gonna put your emo ass in your place You're a volturn spamming fag I'm fucking MASTER RACE!
EDIT: btw, I was halfway done typing this before I had to go to Walmart where I got stranded for hours...I'll get at that wannabe warlock some other time | |
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:14 pm | |
| you guys think you got me outclassed and outmatched Just cause you are a bunch of fags bitch, I'll win this battle While you hold your little pussy ass rattle Better go back to poke red before you turn up dead
Swag? man, hes chill too bad he thinks hes ill cause imma beat him with mah earthquake even when im baked
Valentine? that little pussy ass mother fucker aint event got shit He cant even land any fucking hits My name is dope unlike youre shitty rhymes that dont have hope When I hit you with my solarbeam Youll be on your fucking knees
Heks you better learn before you get fucking burned You say you cant rap and thats a fact That shit was weaker then your fucking spells may as well take a ticket straight to hell Ill scorch with you my flamethrower And then run you over with a fucking lawn mower
*drops mic* | |
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:58 pm | |
| Stop postin' in my thread Ya'll nigguhs are rubbish Yer all in the same shit tier As that garbage mon Trubbish
Really Heks?
You won't win with the wave of a wand, Nigguh, consider your ass drowned in a pond, The only thing magical here is Jirachi's Wish. BUT IT'S TOO LATE, You're already sleepin' with the fish.
Hero, We can all tell you're a loner, Get the hell out my thread and bake, Yuh damn stoner.
Swag, Why do I even bother? I hate picking on kids, That grew up with no father.
How long have you been in this game? What, for a week? Sorry to say kid, You'll never match my technique, or win streak.
How could you put me in my place, You aint got my vigor, How could you ever consider yourself an Ace? You've got a gun with no trigger, Just look at my face, Accept that you're small and i'm bigger, No offense to your race; You're a good for nothin' nigger. | |
| | | Swag ADV: Corporal - Stage 2
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:48 pm | |
| Don't deflect your father issues onto me We all know you don't let him ram your ass for free You give him a little sucky sucky, and he spoils you with his money Incest is usually gross, but your situation is just funny Speaking of incest Remember your description of your sister's breasts? You said, "They're firm and tasty She has the absolute best chest!"
Don't try to battle me when I know your personal life You're an emo bisexual that wants his own sister as his wife You send shirtless pics of yourself to almost all dudes And hope that in return they send back their nudes
I watch you lose every two battles when you play Say, "ily!" to your opponent and hope that they're gay You have a non-existent win streak You can't match my one week peak I have the skill that you constantly seek
I can put you in your place because I know how to flush a toilet This info about you was a secret, but I'm gonna spoil it We were supposed to be bros, but I crush all fags in my path I'm sure you'll kill yourself once you see your life is only good for a laugh | |
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:27 am | |
| You kids are fucking lame, i know you aint sly, 'cuz all you motherfuckers just get beat by Flyyyyy. I always bring the game, i always bring the pain, and in between my matches i got time to get laid. Swag you have no game, Val YOU have no game, at the end of our battle, on your faces, i came. - Spoiler:
This thread is fucking awesome
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:45 am | |
| I like pie Don't question this guy | |
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:40 am | |
| - Dr. Dynamite wrote:
- I like pie
Don't question this guy WINRAR | |
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:53 am | |
| Sup bitches. Its time I dig your ditches. While I was gone a bunch of pussy ass wannabes sucked some cock The whole time they were getting mocked I took some time off from my battles To make fun of your silly prattle
fly all you do is boast so its time to a make a toast to the lamest motherfucker whos got some shit flow while the opposition's glows
Valentine these are some disturbing facts Next youre going to end up black but it dont matter what color you are Because i finna hit you with my fuckin flame charge
Doc you may be the illest mother fucker ive met but you met your match fucker cause im the best Ive got my PHD in rhyme while you just sit at home in your own grime Your gonna needs salves if you wanna return because bitch you just got fucking burned
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:56 am | |
| Im glad that I can amuse you. | |
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:26 pm | |
| Am I supposed to be sorry, For what your dad did in the past? Everyone knows, Black families don't last. I know you're mad, So i'll make this fast, You're nothing but low class, And shit tier, faggot outcast.
It's funny, You bringing up clans, Swag. When you've always been too scared, To ever put on a clan tag. I could see us being bros, Cept your skin makes me gag, I don't understand how one single person, Can be such a fag.
The top of the ladder, Is where my ranking always climbs, Who cares what you think, About me boning sis a few times, You'll never get laid, From 10/10 dimes, Only your hand, Has made you shoot grimes n' slimes.
That must be wishful thinking, You calling me bi, When you're the one, That wants to shoot Muk in my eye, Stop trynna get with me, No, don't even try, 'Now Lava Plume, Heatran, Watch that fag fry!' | |
| | | Swag ADV: Corporal - Stage 2
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:55 pm | |
| My family is still together We're going strong and hard It's just not as "close" as yours You worthless inbred fucktard You may not feel sympathetic But I certainly do I can't begin to fathom How anyone could stand being you
You had to blow and ride your teachers Just to graduate this year You were so good that they passed you Thanks to all your experience at being queer I guess popping pills isn't enough for you To get through your depressing life Since your dick jerking wrists are slashed Due to your pocket knife
You play Pokémon as an escape But are a Dragon spamming bad kid I made you my bitch Just like your own fucking dad did I wanna shoot Muk in your eye 'Cause your family loves my man liquid I rock one clan tag proudly You hop 'cause you're an annoying, needy aphid
I have a variety of girls You like to "keep it in the family" Our bond is broken Taking you down is my destiny Your uselessness is made apparent Whenever you try to fuck with me The fact you haven't offed yourself Is just pure insanity | |
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:47 pm | |
| You should have quit, Swag. I'll always win. But it's too late now, So here, i'll begin. I only own one knife, And it only cuts nigger skin, I've cut up black bodies, From belly to chin. It gifts such a thrill, I can't help but grin. It's genetic or something, I love killing your kin. I don't need you to tell me, I know killing's a sin. But fuck you, I'll add your corpse to the bin.
What of it, motherfucker?
I fuck so good, I don't just get good grades in my classes, I pound so hard, Off came Miss Johnson's glasses, Then there's the science teacher, Who couldn't tell her liquids from gases, My steaming hot jizz, All over hot teacher asses. My dick's so big, It appeals to the masses, In fact, my dick's the only thing, The girls basketball team passes, I go to school and fuck all day, bitch, UNLIMITED HALL PASSES!
What about it, bitch? Shoulda quit while you were ahead faggot.
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:22 pm | |
| You think you're pretty fly boy, You think you did fine, But i think you're a fucking jellicent Cus you aint got a spine
I think it's time for me to end this squabble cuz A single look at me and your knees wobble Dude you're exactly like a virus your rhymes sound like miley cyrus
My status is on top of a moutain You dont even trickle out of a foutain You need to learn how give some fuckin respect Or else your going to find yourself wrecked | |
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:20 pm | |
| WARNING: Anyone who raps here is entering at their own risk.. | |
| | | Swag ADV: Corporal - Stage 2
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| Subject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:27 pm | |
| Bitch I'm back! Get ready to get smacked Truth be told, all of your fucking raps are whack I decided to let you have your fun I made sure you thought you'd won I couldn't have you offing yourself with a gun I like torturing bitches, and yours has just begun
The only person you've ever thought of killing was yourself So put that imaginary knife back on your shelf Put it next to your vibrator and beloved strap-on Which is the only dick you will ever own
You got into a verbal battle You can't possibly win The only hot spitting you do Is the jizz of your kin You let your dad pack you Spank and smack you You know to grab the KY whenever he grabs you You know he's about to meat you whenever he greets you Gives you a little wink and says, "I'll see you in the sheets, boo."
But let's not ignore or forgo The fact you don't swallow Which you should've learned from face fucking your sister That little nasty hoe She's the only one that passed your balls But that was from cheek to cheek She loves it when her mouth's filled And she can't even speak Her roleplaying as your teacher Doesn't mean you lived that fantasy Stupid Mormon cunt You've only fucked your own family!
You only stayed in Utah To try to go deep to your balls In girls that still believe in Santa Claus You wanted a bunch of prepubescent wives Because fucking preteens makes you feel alive If you don't like the truth I'm rapping, then I'd advise To kill yourself today and stop banging girls that are five
I know you thought you moved on from this When you went off to university But now I'm actually pissed That you really thought you hurt me I'll leave a bitch nigga dead in a ditch Best believe you'll get the same fate too You polygamist, incestuist bitch I JUST MURDERED YOU! | |
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