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PostSubject: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 06, 2012 2:44 am

User discretion advised. The point of this thread is to upset, outdo, and beat up on other users verbally. Don't think about attempting to post unless you can handle it.

In Warehouse Rap Battle, pretend you're hot shit (and please, we all know you're bad), and assert your dominance in clever lines. I'll go ahead and give an example..


The fuck are you? Who the fuck wants beef?
I'll send you back to pallet town with NONE of your teeth.
You playin' with real nigguhs when you step to my team,
My flows so cold, it feel's like ice beam.

Best rap (and rebuttal) posted so far:
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 06, 2012 2:55 am

When I use my tentacruel imma make you drool
when he throws out that status he fucking blasts shit

I stop the clock while you suck the cock
my sick rhymes will break your fucking spine

Because of my fire blast I am unsurpassed
Im the number one master while you're a fucking disaster
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 06, 2012 5:21 am

lmao Val...I feel like I helped to inspire this topic...I also feel like your example came from PokeRaw Stare


I shit on bad kids like you daily
I can't even figure out why you asked to play me
You must really be a masochist
You can't match this
I only need one poke to kick your ass, bitch
My Politoed's Drizzle will hide your tears
I'm Elite number Four
You're fucking garbage tier
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 06, 2012 12:30 pm

Nah, the example is from a 4chan thread.


Here here, lets have a toast,
To you trash fucks trynna design a post.

Your rhymes aren't clever,
You'll never be top tier,
It's like im spittin hyper beam,
And yer shittin' out leer.

AnHero?
What kinda trash name is that?
You'd BEST commit suicide,
'Fore I knock your ass flat.

There's only one punk ass worse,
This joke they call Swag.
His little bitch ass would fit great,
In my BODY BAG.


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PostSubject: You filthy mudbloods .o.   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 06, 2012 6:39 pm

You're all a bunch of crap
for creating something I cant play cuz I cant rap
trying so hard to leave me out
So go rejoice at your filthy smell
preparing you pathetic farewells
while I get ready my revenge spell
cuz maybe rhyme and rap I cant
but I do can create enchants
go you worms cry inside your chrysalis
cuz I'll make you painfully die on syphilis.
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 06, 2012 9:42 pm

Even though it was shitty, I appreciate the toast
From the scrub that spams Hyper Beam against ghosts

My Leer makes you shit bricks and cry to your dad
Ragequitting at 6-0's, and I'm like, "Bro, umad?"
Anhero is a chill bro
Unlike you, he's a real bro
He doesn't hop clans and try to revive dead ones, you dildo

So step back unless you want me to watch you burn
Shitting on you like a scarf Scizor U-turn
I'm finally gonna put your emo ass in your place
You're a volturn spamming fag
I'm fucking MASTER RACE!

EDIT: btw, I was halfway done typing this before I had to go to Walmart where I got stranded for hours...I'll get at that wannabe warlock some other time
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 06, 2012 10:14 pm

you guys think you got me outclassed and outmatched
Just cause you are a bunch of fags
bitch, I'll win this battle
While you hold your little pussy ass rattle
Better go back to poke red
before you turn up dead

Swag? man, hes chill
too bad he thinks hes ill
cause imma beat him with mah earthquake
even when im baked

Valentine? that little pussy ass mother fucker aint event got shit
He cant even land any fucking hits
My name is dope
unlike youre shitty rhymes that dont have hope
When I hit you with my solarbeam
Youll be on your fucking knees

Heks you better learn
before you get fucking burned
You say you cant rap and thats a fact
That shit was weaker then your fucking spells
may as well take a ticket straight to hell
Ill scorch with you my flamethrower
And then run you over with a fucking lawn mower



*drops mic*
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 06, 2012 10:58 pm

Stop postin' in my thread
Ya'll nigguhs are rubbish
Yer all in the same shit tier
As that garbage mon Trubbish

Really Heks?

You won't win with the wave of a wand,
Nigguh, consider your ass drowned in a pond,
The only thing magical here is Jirachi's Wish.
BUT IT'S TOO LATE,
You're already sleepin' with the fish.

Hero,
We can all tell you're a loner,
Get the hell out my thread and bake,
Yuh damn stoner.

Swag,
Why do I even bother?
I hate picking on kids,
That grew up with no father.

How long have you been in this game?
What, for a week?
Sorry to say kid,
You'll never match my technique, or win streak.

How could you put me in my place,
You aint got my vigor,
How could you ever consider yourself an Ace?
You've got a gun with no trigger,
Just look at my face,
Accept that you're small and i'm bigger,
No offense to your race;
You're a good for nothin' nigger.
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 06, 2012 11:48 pm

Don't deflect your father issues onto me
We all know you don't let him ram your ass for free
You give him a little sucky sucky, and he spoils you with his money
Incest is usually gross, but your situation is just funny
Speaking of incest
Remember your description of your sister's breasts?
You said, "They're firm and tasty
She has the absolute best chest!"

Don't try to battle me when I know your personal life
You're an emo bisexual that wants his own sister as his wife
You send shirtless pics of yourself to almost all dudes
And hope that in return they send back their nudes

I watch you lose every two battles when you play
Say, "ily!" to your opponent and hope that they're gay
You have a non-existent win streak
You can't match my one week peak
I have the skill that you constantly seek

I can put you in your place because I know how to flush a toilet
This info about you was a secret, but I'm gonna spoil it
We were supposed to be bros, but I crush all fags in my path
I'm sure you'll kill yourself once you see your life is only good for a laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 12:27 am

You kids are fucking lame, i know you aint sly,
'cuz all you motherfuckers just get beat by Flyyyyy.

I always bring the game, i always bring the pain,
and in between my matches i got time to get laid.

Swag you have no game, Val YOU have no game,
at the end of our battle, on your faces, i came.

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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 1:45 am

I like pie
Don't question this guy
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 2:40 am

Dr. Dynamite wrote:
I like pie
Don't question this guy

WINRAR
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 2:53 am

Sup bitches.
Its time I dig your ditches.
While I was gone a bunch of pussy ass wannabes sucked some cock
The whole time they were getting mocked
I took some time off from my battles
To make fun of your silly prattle

fly all you do is boast
so its time to a make a toast
to the lamest motherfucker whos got some shit flow
while the opposition's glows

Valentine these are some disturbing facts
Next youre going to end up black
but it dont matter what color you are
Because i finna hit you with my fuckin flame charge

Doc you may be the illest mother fucker ive met
but you met your match fucker cause im the best
Ive got my PHD in rhyme
while you just sit at home in your own grime
Your gonna needs salves if you wanna return
because bitch you just got fucking burned

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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 3:41 am

this is amusing
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 3:56 am

Im glad that I can amuse you.
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 2:26 pm

Am I supposed to be sorry,
For what your dad did in the past?
Everyone knows,
Black families don't last.
I know you're mad,
So i'll make this fast,
You're nothing but low class,
And shit tier, faggot outcast.

It's funny,
You bringing up clans, Swag.
When you've always been too scared,
To ever put on a clan tag.
I could see us being bros,
Cept your skin makes me gag,
I don't understand how one single person,
Can be such a fag.

The top of the ladder,
Is where my ranking always climbs,
Who cares what you think,
About me boning sis a few times,
You'll never get laid,
From 10/10 dimes,
Only your hand,
Has made you shoot grimes n' slimes.

That must be wishful thinking,
You calling me bi,
When you're the one,
That wants to shoot Muk in my eye,
Stop trynna get with me,
No, don't even try,
'Now Lava Plume, Heatran,
Watch that fag fry!'
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 3:55 pm

My family is still together
We're going strong and hard
It's just not as "close" as yours
You worthless inbred fucktard
You may not feel sympathetic
But I certainly do
I can't begin to fathom
How anyone could stand being you

You had to blow and ride your teachers
Just to graduate this year
You were so good that they passed you
Thanks to all your experience at being queer
I guess popping pills isn't enough for you
To get through your depressing life
Since your dick jerking wrists are slashed
Due to your pocket knife

You play Pokémon as an escape
But are a Dragon spamming bad kid
I made you my bitch
Just like your own fucking dad did
I wanna shoot Muk in your eye
'Cause your family loves my man liquid
I rock one clan tag proudly
You hop 'cause you're an annoying, needy aphid

I have a variety of girls
You like to "keep it in the family"
Our bond is broken
Taking you down is my destiny
Your uselessness is made apparent
Whenever you try to fuck with me
The fact you haven't offed yourself
Is just pure insanity
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2012 7:47 pm

You should have quit, Swag.
I'll always win.
But it's too late now,
So here, i'll begin.
I only own one knife,
And it only cuts nigger skin,
I've cut up black bodies,
From belly to chin.
It gifts such a thrill,
I can't help but grin.
It's genetic or something,
I love killing your kin.
I don't need you to tell me,
I know killing's a sin.
But fuck you,
I'll add your corpse to the bin.

What of it, motherfucker?

I fuck so good,
I don't just get good grades in my classes,
I pound so hard,
Off came Miss Johnson's glasses,
Then there's the science teacher,
Who couldn't tell her liquids from gases,
My steaming hot jizz,
All over hot teacher asses.
My dick's so big,
It appeals to the masses,
In fact, my dick's the only thing,
The girls basketball team passes,
I go to school and fuck all day, bitch,
UNLIMITED HALL PASSES!

What about it, bitch?
Shoulda quit while you were ahead faggot.


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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeWed Aug 08, 2012 10:22 pm

You think you're pretty fly boy,
You think you did fine,
But i think you're a fucking jellicent
Cus you aint got a spine

I think it's time for me to end this squabble
cuz A single look at me and your knees wobble
Dude you're exactly like a virus
your rhymes sound like miley cyrus

My status is on top of a moutain
You dont even trickle out of a foutain
You need to learn how give some fuckin respect
Or else your going to find yourself wrecked
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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeFri Aug 10, 2012 3:43 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeFri Aug 10, 2012 4:20 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Warehouse Rap Battle   Warehouse Rap Battle I_icon_minitimeWed Nov 28, 2012 8:27 pm

Bitch I'm back!
Get ready to get smacked
Truth be told, all of your fucking raps are whack
I decided to let you have your fun
I made sure you thought you'd won
I couldn't have you offing yourself with a gun
I like torturing bitches, and yours has just begun

The only person you've ever thought of killing was yourself
So put that imaginary knife back on your shelf
Put it next to your vibrator and beloved strap-on
Which is the only dick you will ever own

You got into a verbal battle
You can't possibly win
The only hot spitting you do
Is the jizz of your kin
You let your dad pack you
Spank and smack you
You know to grab the KY whenever he grabs you
You know he's about to meat you whenever he greets you
Gives you a little wink and says, "I'll see you in the sheets, boo."

But let's not ignore or forgo
The fact you don't swallow
Which you should've learned from face fucking your sister
That little nasty hoe
She's the only one that passed your balls
But that was from cheek to cheek
She loves it when her mouth's filled
And she can't even speak
Her roleplaying as your teacher
Doesn't mean you lived that fantasy
Stupid Mormon cunt
You've only fucked your own family!

You only stayed in Utah
To try to go deep to your balls
In girls that still believe in Santa Claus
You wanted a bunch of prepubescent wives
Because fucking preteens makes you feel alive
If you don't like the truth I'm rapping, then I'd advise
To kill yourself today and stop banging girls that are five

I know you thought you moved on from this
When you went off to university
But now I'm actually pissed
That you really thought you hurt me
I'll leave a bitch nigga dead in a ditch
Best believe you'll get the same fate too
You polygamist, incestuist bitch
I JUST MURDERED YOU!
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